Lost The Plot

Posted in Bands, Gigs with tags , , , , , on October 7, 2012 by WeeMann

Time flies and it doesn’t seem 5 minutes since Ed, Paul and I formed Lost The Plot in January.  Things have been going exceptionally well, with gigs rolling in on a regular basis (thanks in no small part to Ed’s hard work [I have to say that, or else he gets very grumpy]) and repeat bookings being the order of the day.

Lost The Plot

To date we’ve played 19 gigs and have a further 16 or so booked between now and Christmas.  The set is developing nicely as we figure out what works and what doesn’t.  We started with a selection of songs that Ed and Paul had previously played (including a number from the gig where the three of us first played together), and quickly figured out which were the stronger songs, adding more as we have gone along.

More important than the song choice, however, is the catalogue of stupidity we are building in order to entertain.  Jokes, silly hats, masks, weird instruments (kazoo, bicycle horn, crash helmet and, soon, a bouzouki) all go together to create a Plot evening.  A recent weekend trip to Aberystwyth saw us driving through Welsh towns wearing Ant & Dec masks, waving at pedestrians who, I am sure, were convinced we were the real deal.



The October half-term break sees us heading north of the border for a weekend in Dundee and there is talk of heading to Denmark next year.  Time will tell whether these audiences will understand our brand of humour, but our song choice ensures that people will hear something they know and love – there is little or no self indulgence, with songs only making the set if they are good, well known songs.  On the face of it, this can seem quite restrictive, seemingly limiting us to standard pub-rock fodder, but it is strangely liberating, especially when combined with our slightly left field choice of instrumentation, as we can attempt songs that other pub bands couldn’t, or wouldn’t, attempt – how many of you average pub bands could jump from Don’t You Want Me to The Boxer, via Price Tag and The Irish Rover?  We’ve found that we aren’t limited to one or two genres – anything is fair game, particularly if we can find something stupid to do.

My personal aim is to get a regular 2 or 3 gigs in my home town of Worthing.  There’s talk of a summer festival slot in Sussex next year, so perhaps we can pull that off.  In any event, I’m back to gigging regularly and loving the stupidity of it all.

Have a look at our website at LostThePlotBand.co.uk, follow us on Facebook & Twitter and check out our videos on YouTube.

If you want to talk about booking us, e-mail us on info@losttheplotband.co.uk – we are available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, christenings, wakes… in fact, anywhere people want to have fun and we can be stupid.

WeeMann, Clatter & Edcase

WeeMann, Clatter & Edcase


Fat Fighters, The Debut Gig.

Posted in Bands, Gigs, Special Events with tags , , , on June 28, 2012 by WeeMann

Wednesday evening saw the debut gig from Fat Fighters. We’ve been in rehearsals since January and built up a catalogue of about 2 hours of material.

Fat Fighters

Soon after we started rehearsing we secured a booking at Bilston’s Robin 2, a great venue that most of us have played previously in various other bands (Jason & I together in Queen On Fire a few years ago).

We met up after lunch to load the last few bits of gear into the van before making our way over, discovering our first problem of the day – our secret weapon, the Marshall Snack, wouldn’t fit in the van with the rest of us, so rather than all going together in one vehicle, we had to take a car as well. As it turned out, this turned out to be somewhat of a blessing for Alex and Bren – the rest of us got caught in traffic as soon as we left the M6, after a lorry shed its load. We were about 5 minutes from the venue at this point, aiming to arrive for a 4:30 load in. We finally arrived at 6:00… A phone call to Alex and Bren meant they avoided the traffic and arrived a good hour before the rest of us, so were able to keep the venue updated on our progress.

Taylor Porkins and Chris Schnitzel en route to the Robin.

A very rapid load in preceded an equally rapid soundcheck. Fortunately everything went smoothly at this point, thanks in no small part to resident engineer Bill and our engineer for the evening (and future?) Sean Lloyd. We evacuated the stage and allowed the support band, Manchester’s Freedom Of The City to set up, soundcheck and get a short break before the audience arrived and they could play.

They put in a great set to a receptive audience and in no time it was our turn to take to the stage. The intro tape started playing and we followed one another onto stage, plugging in and switching on our various pieces of equipment. I turned up my amp and got a wild squealing. I switched it off and on again (the easiest way to fix any piece of technology), but it still squealed. Panic as I realised I may have a little trouble – the intro tape ended and Jason counted in for us to start, but I still had no sound. I couldn’t even turn my amp down and allow the PA to produce my sound as it was still squealing. Alex shouted over my ear, “use your cable, forget the wireless!”

I quickly re-wired, but still the same problem. It wasn’t the wireless. Finally I plugged straight into the amp, missing out my pedal board, and success. As a result of this problem, the first few songs were a blur as I played while figuring out whether the lack of effects would cause a problem through the gig. It shouldn’t, but still it put me on the backfoot.

Four or five songs in we stopped to introduce the Marshall Snack to the audience – the stack next to my bass amp is actually a fridge, stocked with beer, sausage rolls, doughnuts and other goodies. We threw some of the tuck out to the audience before cracking into the next number, while Alex wandered through the crowd with food for everyone.

Marshall Snack

With the audience fed we started relaxing more, the set really starting to flow. We designed the set to include some of the big hits as well as a few of the lesser known fan favourites and every song seemed to go down as well as the last.

In no time we reached the last few songs and it was soon time to leave the stage to let the crowd scream for more. Fortunately they didn’t disappoint and Bren returned to sing Everlong as a solo piece. Behind him I crossed the stage dressed in a towel to grab a snack from the fridge, then turned, feigning shock when I saw the audience. I ran off again to hastily get changed in time to miss my cue for the end of the song…

We finished with Best Of You to a great round of applause, took our bows and left.

All in all, we consider the gig a success. It didn’t pass without its faults, but none was large enough to ruin the evening.  Tomorrow evening we’ll be getting together to watch a video of the show so we can see exactly how it went…

Band Rehearsals

Posted in Bands, Gigs, Rehearsals on February 7, 2012 by WeeMann

For the last few years I’ve been focussing my attentions on building my business and have backed off from playing in bands. Alchemy has been a constant in my life, particularly over the last 4 or 5 years, as we have decided to make an effort to get together more frequently and perform the occasional gig (see old blog entries here and here). This year will be tricky in that respect as Harj is working on the Olympics and will struggle to get time away, but we’ll still get together when we can and certainly next year.

Otherwise I’ve had short stints with Engines of Creation, Queen On Fire and Usual Suspects, although none have lasted long for various reasons (musical differences!), but nothing has lasted in the way that I’d like.

Hopefully this is about to change.

In the later part of last year I received a call from Keith Brough, friend of a family I know well, the Eastments (I’ve played with Steve in a few bands and Andy runs The Smash Room studios in Telford). he asked if I wanted to play bass for his band, previously known as 10%, now re-named Rock Fever. I decided to give it a go for various reasons, not least of which was it would get me playing with new people again and back on the circuit.

Rehearsals have been going well and we played our first gig in early January. Not the best time to play as few people wanted to go out and spend money so soon after Christmas, but it got us playing and didn’t go too badly under the circumstances, these circumstances also including the fact that Simon, our drummer, had just decided that he wanted to devote more time to his other band, so this would be his last with us. We’ve been auditioning drummers since then and have a gig with Granville Davies on drums this week at The Duke Of York in Oakengates and will start rehearsing a new drummer next week. More details to follow…

Funnily enough, as we were waiting to play that evening, I received a text from my drummer friend, Jason Chambers, asking if I wanted to be part of a comedy tribute band based on Foo Fighters. My answer was yes and so I find myself a couple of rehearsals into Fat Fighters:

Fat Fighters

Fat Fighters, Feb 2012

It’s early days, but it’s sounding great and we all feel the band has real potential. I’ll keep you updated as the band takes shape.

Within a week or so, I took a call from another musician asking if I’d like to form a band. Ed Conway is a guitarist on the Newport circuit and we played together last summer at a garden party. The band had been put together by mutual friend, drummer Paul Crewe, and consisted of five of us performing with little, if any, rehearsal. The gig was a resounding success (despite a powercut halfway through our performance of Happy Birthday for the host’s daughter) and we parted on the agreement that we would have to do something further. Fast forward to January and Lost The Plot is formed. A stripped down version of the band that played last summer, Lost The Plot is a 3-piece consisting of Ed on acoustic guitar, Paul Crew on drums and myself on bass playing stripped down rock and rock’n’roll with a sense of fun (“Madcap Acoustic Mayhem” is the suggested tagline). Sunday saw our first rehearsal (immediately after a FF rehearsal) and things sound good straight out of the box. Gigs are already coming in thick and fast and I can’t wait to get this one rolling.

As it stands, our first gig is Sunday 29 April at The Wrekin Inn in Wellington, but keep an eye on my gig calendar for more news of appearances near you.

So, from no band to 3 bands in the space of a couple of months. The plan is that the three bands should be able to co-exist with little in the way of clashes. I certainly hope so, as they all offer me different challenges and musical styles.

Watch this space for updates.

Web Updates

Posted in Bands, General, Updates with tags , , , , , on February 7, 2012 by WeeMann

A couple of weeks ago I decided to start to teach myself CSS coding so that I can improve my websites. As you may know, I use WeeMann.co.uk as a base for trying things out before I transfer them onto SiMannDriving.co.uk, so I started by setting up a template for WeeMann.co.uk and a CSS stylesheet.

Before long I found myself absorbed, realising that I had spent hours in front of the computer. The result is what you now see. Subtle changes in style, but now I can redesign that style with far greater ease if I decide to.

I used the opportunity to add detail to some of the band pages. If you check out WeeMann.co.uk/bands you’ll see a list of bands I’ve played with over the years. I’ve started adding main pages to offer my views and memories of the history of those bands (which I can update later as more occurs to me), so you can read a little about ARDIA, Dirty Shoes, Bad Girl City, vQp and The Hair Bear Bunch. I’ve also added pages for my three current bands – Rock Fever, Fat Fighters and Lost The Plot which will be updated as more info is available.

I’ve also taken the opportunity to upload a snapshot of the vQp website. It’s not quite as the site was when we finally closed it, but it will give you a feel for what we were doing. At the moment, a couple of the song files aren’t playing properly, but I’ll try to get those sorted out soon.

Further on, I’ve also added a gig calendar as an easy way to see when and where I’ll be playing. I have noticed problems viewing this in Internet Explorer, but it seems fine in other browsers (and was working OK last night in IE, so fingers crossed…).

So, I know a little more about web building, but I’m still learning and hope to start working on more ambitious projects in time.

Faces From The Past

Posted in Life on January 30, 2012 by WeeMann

Over the past few years I’ve found Facebook to be a great way of getting back in touch with people I’ve lost touch with.

A couple of years ago I started finding a few old schoolmates. It soon snowballed as they found other friends, etc, and before long we’d organised a get together. A few of them still kept in touch anyway, so often went out together, and with a lot of them still living around the area we grew up in, nights out became quite common. I’ve been on two of these evenings so far and it’s great to find that I still have a lot in common with the people I grew up with, despite a gap of over 20 years.

Hopefully the next one is at Easter…

This weekend I was sitting with my laptop and decided to try searching for a few names from my past when I came up with a hit. Back in the early nineties, my friend Matthew Deal and I went on holiday to New Jersey to stay with the family of a girl he knew from an orchestra swap. He played for the Worthing Youth Orchestra and she for a similar organisation in America and trips were organised annually to play in each other’s countries. Matt and Roberta became firm friends and I met her and her sister, Jane, when they visited the UK in 1990 as we were preparing to perform in a production of West Side Story at the Edinburgh Festival.

Anyway, long story short, I found Jane on Facebook this weekend and got in contact. I messaged Matt to let him know and Friday evening was spent chatting with the pair of them for a few hours. Jane, a few hours behind us, got little work done that afternoon…

After gaining Roberta’s e-mail address, I contacted her and have just had a reply back.

It’s wonderful that today’s technology can allow us to re-kindle old friendships, once thought long dead, with such ease.

Don’t Stop Me Now – Queen Remix Competition

Posted in Bands, Pop Culture, Recording on December 18, 2011 by WeeMann

I’ve entered a competition run by Queen to remix their hit Don’t Stop me Now.  Please have a listen to it by clicking the image below and vote for me!

Don't Stop Me Now

Trip To London Part 3 – The Main Event

Posted in Uncategorized on March 5, 2011 by WeeMann

Sorry this has taken a while, but if you were following me on Twitter last week (@WeeMann) you’ll know that I was lucky enough to be invited to the Press Launch for Queen’s Stormtroopers In Stilettos exhibition in London’s East End. The exhibition is designed to celebrate the band’s early years in this, their 40th anniversary year.

The cost to get invited? We had to write a review. So here it is, in all it’s glory. It can be seen in full at Queenonline including a lovely pic of me with my friends Tom & Rob.

Stormtroopers In Stilettos Press Night: The QOL Review

“Will you guys come along to the opening night of the exhibition and write a report on it?” came the invitation.

“If we can’t find something better to do,” was our initial response.

Closely followed by “Are you mad??? Of course we will!!!”

So, collective train journeys later, QOL members Kes, JLP, WeeMann and Elessar arrived together at the Old Truman Brewery in London’s East End to witness the opening of the Stormtroopers In Stilettos exhibition.

Following a scrum to get in we were met by the sight of a gold Red Special, prize in a competition, sat behind a desk. We also get to meet the first of several people at the exhibition who have worked with and around the band, video director Dave Mallet.

From here we enter the first room in the tour, a room centred around Smile and the band’s early days. Familiar photos of Brian and Roger sit framed on a wall decorated to resemble Brian’s lounge of the time, a half completed Red Special leaning against the fireplace.

In a case are some letters from Freddie for various jobs, along with a comment written to his Mum, “I hope I don’t get these.” It seems he was already decided on where he wanted to go professionally. Of greater interest, however, are the framed drawings and paintings of one Freddie Bulsara mounted on a wall to our right.

Moving on we come to a video screen showing the recently rediscovered footage of the band’s TOTP appearance for Seven Seas Of Rhye, featuring DJ Dave Lee Travis sweeping up and using his broom to spar with Brian in a scene reminiscent of the later video for Princes Of The Universe. Mp3 players around the wall play the Golders Green gig, interviews and the 5th session for the BBC in crystal clear quality.

Behind a glass wall to our left are Roger’s first drum kit, a Musicman Stingray bass and Guild Red Special, surrounded by miles of discarded 2” audio tape in a mock up of the Rockfield Studios, home to the recording of Bo Rhap.

Moving on we get to the room based on the band’s first album. A wall to the right is covered with familiar images – the variations on the album cover and full sized versions of some of the photos used on the rear. It’s here, behind Freddie’s winged catsuit, that we encountered the first of many laptops placed around the exhibition, set up to play tracks from the new 2011 remasters. This first one is playing the De Lane Lea demo of Great King Rat as we put the headphones on. The sound quality is everything you’d expect from this band and sits alongside the original album very well indeed.

Queen II is next, with the iconic 4 heads image taking up a full wall. Further interviews play on a video screen over clips from the SSOR video and a laptop announces four versions of SSOR. Sadly we missed this during the evening and the laptops weren’t working during our return trip on the Saturday… More costumes are on show in a case, familiar to anyone who has the Rainbow concert on video.

Moving on to the next room we are met with a hospital bed with text describing Brian’s brush with hepatitis. Surrounding the bed are images from the Sheer Heart attack album. As we stand there, we realise the man next to us is Tim Staffell. A quick chat and he suddenly exclaims “Blimey, it’s Dave Dilloway! He’s aged!” We take this as a cue to move on as we let the old friends catch up. As JLP and WeeMann are meeting Tim, Elessar and Kes have moved farther on and met Mrs Mercury herself, Jer Bulsara, and her daughter, Kash Cooke.

On the wall behind us is a video screen showing rare and unseen footage. As we arrive it’s the TOTP performance of Now I’m Here, with Brian sporting a Gibson Les Paul. Other screens around the exhibition show footage of Bob Harris interviewing the band and various unreleased gigs – wanna see the inner cover of ANATO come to life? Here’s the place.

We move on to the next laptop to listen to an instrumental version of Tie Your Mother Down before moving into the room about A Day At The Races. Freddie’s harlequin catsuit hangs in one corner.

We don’t get any further. At this point, Elessar comes bursting back into the room. “Back the way you came, quick!” he shouts, running past us. We work our way back to the doors to the Smile room to see Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins of Foo Fighters walk through ahead of a scrum of photographers all scrabbling to get pics of Roger Taylor. He walks right up to us, ushering his young daughter, who points incredulously to an image of her father as a teenager behind his first drum kit. “Yeah, they’re very old photos!” he laughs, before turning to be pounced on by WeeMann, Elessar and JLP who all shake his hand whilst thanking him for his musical contributions over many years. Roger is clearly relaxed and enjoying himself, happy to take time to talk to us, all the while keeping a protective hand on a daughter who obviously struggles to believe her Dad was once young!

As Roger moves on, through comes Dr Brian May, escorted by Jim Beach. He also takes time to shake our hands and listen as we gibber embarrassingly, hoping to sound cool and in control in front of one of the most famous faces on the planet and failing dismally…

A little further round, Brian is joined by his wife, Anita Dobson, and they sit for a few moments on the hospital bed to allow people to photograph them.

At this point Kes introduces us to Jen, webmaster of Brian’s website. As we’re chatting, in comes Taylor Hawkins. As Jen is having her photo taken with him we ask about his involvement in the Deep Cuts tracklisting. “Why no White Queen or You & I?” we ask.

Bemused, he looks at us and says “But You & I is on there, isn’t it?” We’re not the only ones who think it’s a gross omission…

A quick photo op with Dave Grohl as he races through and we then spot Dave Clark, writer of the musical Time (oh, and he may have been in a band in the sixties too!).

It’s here that we bump into the enigmatic G, at last. “Are you behaving yourselves?” he asks nervously. “Is my job still safe tomorrow?”

Greg Brookes also puts in an appearance at this point and we are all introduced.

The next to last room of the exhibition is dedicated to the famous free concert in Hyde Park, with a number of video screens showing various clips and the end wall filled with a huge list of the gigs the band played during their formative years.

One final room is showing 3D footage of the band – adaptations of the Bohemian Rhapsody and Somebody To Love videos – work in progress based on the current de-rigour technology. Hardly surprising knowing Brian’s love of the medium!

From here we are ushered into the bar as the exhibition is closed. A DJ is playing music interspersed with Queen tracks as the bar serves cocktails – vodka and gin based cocktails named A Day At The Races (vodka, apple juice, elderflower and lime), A Night At The Opera (vodka, ginger beer and lime) and A Sheer Heart Attack (gin, apple, blackberry and pomegranate). Security sport Fairy Feller shirts and tall bared chested men walk among the throng.

A VIP area is roped off and this is where Brian and Roger stay for the rest of the evening, to be joined by Kerry Ellis, Ronnie Wood and various other friends. At this point the evening descends into (surprisingly!) unsuccessful drunken attempts to get past security into the VIP area, Elessar’s charms clearly not as great as he thinks…

All too soon the evening is over, goodbyes are made and we go our separate ways. A return visit the next morning allows us to fill in the gaps in areas we missed the previous evening, the queue for the opening stretching for 200 yards around the corner.

All in all an interesting exhibition with familiar items on show, unreleased audio being played, unseen video being shown. It’s agreed that much of this needs to see release, but whether it will ever become available only time will tell. Grab it while it’s hot – you may never get the chance again!

So that’s it.  I finally got to meet two of my biggest influences, along with a few others.  My favourite pic of the night has to be this one of me with drummer Roger Taylor.

Roger Taylor

Me With Roger Taylor

Trip To London, Part 2

Posted in Pop Culture, Special Events on February 24, 2011 by WeeMann


Rob’s arrived and now we’re getting ready to head into town for a quick beer before the main event.

Trip to London. Part 1

Posted in Pop Culture, Special Events on February 24, 2011 by WeeMann


Spent the morning in the First Class carriage of the Virgin Trains service to Euston. Very nice trip, must do First Class again some time. I’m now sat in Starbucks waiting for Rob, whose train from Hull has been delayed.

On the way here I passed the Shaw Theatre, the location for the Live Aid rehearsals for Queen.

I can’t say more about why I’m here yet, but the above is a small clue…

Studio Blog 10

Posted in Bands, Recording on October 13, 2010 by WeeMann

21:30. Finished Devil’s Tree. Once I got into the groove it got quite easy and I realised it was quite a straightforward structure. Eventually Mike had to leave, so Steve and I finished off the final overdubs.  Again, with Steve being a bassist, he’s great with the ideas, and one of the last fills was lifted to higher levels by his insight.

As we were packing up we listened back to a track we recorded a few weeks ago. On the night I knew I wasn’t on form, but I really didn’t like what I heard tonight. Looks like we’ll have to book another session…

So, that’s all 8 tracks recorded with one that I want to re-do,  it’s been a productive weekend.  Mike’s re-recording some of the guitars but otherwise it’s all ready for mixing.  I’m not sure what his plans are for these tracks, but if I can post them on www.weemann.co.uk or link to them, I will – I would welcome any feedback about the bass work.

In other news, it looks like Alchemy will be playing in Hemel Hempstead in December.  A gig we were due to play a couple of weeks ago was cancelled at the last minute when we discovered that the stage was an open barn on a farm – just a roof, and that leaked – on one of the wettest weekends of the year! Still, this gives us an excuse to get together again for beer and curry while we rehearse new songs for what will, undoubtedly, be a Christmas themed gig.

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